Master Chief had sex | PC player

After 12 video games, 35 books, 21 years and eight episodes of television, Master Chief did it: he had sex.

Finally, right? Like all Halo fans, from the first moment I stepped on Master Chief’s armor in Pillar of Autumn I’ve been thinking: this guy needs to get some. Yes, I was busy shooting aliens and driving a cool jeep, but it was always hard to enjoy the experience when such an obvious and crucial piece was missing. In the back of my head the question constantly reverberated: When would Master Chief have sex? What was the purpose of this video game if it didn’t culminate in the husky-voiced savior of humanity stripping off all his armor except his helmet and indulging, body and soul, in pure carnal lust?

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